I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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