PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
