I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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