I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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