Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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