Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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