So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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