So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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