Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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