i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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