Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Come see our sink grown plant.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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