how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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