Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
