his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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