Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
