Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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