she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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