wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's never too late to be topless.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
