I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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