no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You have to summon your inner elephant
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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