my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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