no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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