I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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