Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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