i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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