no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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