Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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