Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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