The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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