You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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