were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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