I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize