dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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