oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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