I don't think brook has ever known best
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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