you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
