Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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