Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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