Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
