OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
