her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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