Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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