I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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