She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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