My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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