and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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