he thought i was a dude.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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