I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
