Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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