Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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