If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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