Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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