do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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