why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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